December 2011
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I have come to the conclusion that there is no...
If you really wanted to make serious life changes you wouldn’t wait around till January 1st, you’d just get on with it. So I reckon I should be able to slap the idiots on my Facebook that have started putting up statuses about their entirely predictable, highly generic and likely unattainable goals e.g. “become a better me!” So what does that actually mean, you complete...
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My wine had a cork instead of a screw top
Feeling classy.
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Merry Christmas and all that jazz!
I’ve eaten FAR too much but I’m still hugely cheery because thanks to my bro getting me a replacement laptop charger for Christmas I get to use my own laptop again :D It’s never the same borrowing someone else’s really
I'M GOING TO FINLAND!
The wonderful folk at the university of Tampere’s Institute of Biomedical Technology gave me a placement in a cancer reasearch lab for my MSci. I’M BUZZING RIGHT NOW! EEEEE
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My aunt just phoned my landline at 1am because she can’t find her mobile and wanted someone to call it for her… Bad enough, but the reason she wanted her mobile was to call my uncle at this time in the morning (who has 2 young children, one of whom is severly austistic and wouldn’t take kindly to getting woken at strange times)! Then she got pissy with me because I pointed out...
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Brian Cox is talking about physics on BBC2
Fancy dumbing it down more for us, Brian? (sarcasm) There seem to be a lot of comedians in the audience, I wonder what they’re hinting at…
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It's reheheally late (or early... whatevs)
And I wanna sleep but the charger for my wee netbook’s gubbed and I managed to get it into a position that it’s actually charging, which is fabulous, downside: that position is right in the middle of my bed and I’m too scared to move it in case it stops charging and runs out of battery before I get a new adapter. Trying to finish my lab report (which I finally did - yay me)...
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MY LAB REPORT IS DUE TOMORROW
I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING IT BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT, I’VE LOST MY NOTES ON IT, AND I FEEL THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO DEAL WITH LIFE.
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I finally got a reply to one of the many MSci...
It was Pfizer, and I was rejected :/ Though “Karl”, who sent the email, wishes me “ever success” - is that right, Karl? Well at least I can fucking proof read. Just saying…
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Feeling generally bored and have a shitty essay to...
Mum came home with cake and wine for me. I love her.
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That awkward moment when you're having a... →
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I was literally chatting away to myself (i.e. questions and answers…) in my exam the other day before I realised an invigilator had been sitting behind me probably since the start of the exam. Awkward sauce…
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Best accidental innuendo ever to be said on...
Bargain hunt expert: “So… Are you taken by the pickle dish?”
Had I been on that team, or even operating the camera or whatever, I’d have buckled. As it was, my mother and I looked at each other in a very Did you just hear that too?? kind of a way and laughed on and off for the rest of the show. Maturity’s overrated.
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I spent the entire day with 5 girls from uni who I...
Every time someone left the group to go to the toilet/get a drink etc. someone else would start bitching about them - seriously I was beginning to get scared to leave in case I got left without a name! Apparently they are among the most childish 20 year olds in the world… I wanted to casually slide out and go home but I feel they may have noticed as I’m pretty conspicuous :(
They were...
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Just noticed that among the bazillion others in...
‘Cause y’know how much horses love cocaine :| Who the hell would even think to give them it? Arsenic and Ketamine are also on there, though why anyone would want to poison or tranquilise their racehorse is beyond me… I’m pretty certain they just took an alphabetised list of drugs and put the heading on it.
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Apparently the roof of Glasgow's Cineworld has...
I’m getting my news updates from twitter today ‘cause I think some folk on there are psychic and get the headlines before BBC or STV :S
Bad day to be the world’s tallest cinema! Damn hurricane bawbag, messing with our cinemas and whatnot >:(
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Both #hurricanebawbag & #replaceasongwithbawbag...
Scotland: staying classy :)
One of my favourite tweets of the day: “Good news. #hurricanebawbag has been downgraded to Scrotum Storm”
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Just discovered that yesterday I ate a tub of...
To be honest, I don’t think there was much of a difference… But it does kinda highlight how unobservant I am :/
In other news, it’s re-he-he-he-eally fucking windy! I had 10 emails from uni about classes /exams being cancelled (you’d think one would suffice…)
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The spellchecker on my phone doesn't know...
You need to wonder about the people who make this software! There are a lot of other basic words it questions but it seems pretty good with types and brand names of alcohol (except Tequila, it doesn’t know that). It also doesn’t know”procrastinate”… I found that out quickly.
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