February 2012
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Nicely written my ass.
No matter how shitty my mark is, or who marked whatever piece of work I did at uni this year, the first comment is ALWAYS (i.e. never has not been) “nicely written”. So, the essay/lab report/whatever else I did, can have been utter nonsense, BUT I have a good grasp of the English language, and apparently that’s what matters… Maybe everyone else just writes like English is...
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What is Nicki Minaj, and why has no one killed it...
I heard a little bit of “Stupid Hoe” (aptly named) earlier and the feeling I got was akin to the feeling that you’re about to get hurt… But more prolonged :| Genuine visceral reaction.
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I FINISH UNI AT 11AM TOMORROW AND GET TO COME HOME...
My love for pancakes knows no bounds. Last year I had “pancake fortnight” because I couldn’t grasp the concept of there only being one day devoted to the making of pancakes. I make fucking good pancakes by the way.
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Billy Connelly says he doesn't trust anyone who,...
Well, I don’t trust anyone who, when using squirty (scooshy) cream, doesn’t automatically squirt some in their mouth for funzies.
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Governments that try to control the internet are... →
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Totally unrelated to the point of this post, funny as it is, but: Why is that woman from the SCOTTISH SPCA dealing with a pelican? :S I checked outside and I ca’t see any pelicans… The fuck?
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MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC IS MOTIVATIONAL.
A couple more songs and I may actually manage to do some essay without crying/eating myself into a sugar coma!!
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I had 3 hours of the dullest lectures imaginable...
So I rewarded myself for not throwing myself down the lecture theatre stairs to end it all with a hot chocolate and jumbo chocolate cream doughnut. Now my tummy hates me…
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Gotta go get passport photos taken tomorrow (ugh)
I technically did already, but I look like a possible serial killer/drug addict through sleep deprivation and poor lighting so I’m trying again…
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I'd like Valentine's Day to be over if for no...
If they want to meet someone that badly, they should maybe stop acting like whiny bitches and get on over to eHarmony or, my personal favourite in the “giggle-fest” file: “UniformDating.com”. That one is tragic. Like watching your newly opened chocolate bar fall onto a particularly dirty patch on the floor that voids the 5-second-rule :(
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Also on Twitter: "T. Swift" has been the top...
Can someone please just shoot me now and be done with it? :| It’d be a lot easier than attempting to kill ALL of these idiots…
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"Who is Paul McCartney" is trending worldwide on...
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Benedict Cumberbatch Interview 10/9/11
Alan: Did you go to Eaton?
Benedict: No, the other place.
Alan: Harrow?
Benedict: Hogwarts, that's right, yes.
Alan: What was that like?
Benedict: It was like Hogwarts, there were floating candles and wizards.
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My lecturer never turned up last week for 3 hours...
Seriously?? I now don’t know if I’m more annoyed at the fact I dragged myself in on Wednesday to these lectures that the stupid man never came to - wrecking my feet completely in un-broken-in pumps - or because I’ll now be spending my previously empty Friday afternoon sitting in a lecture theatre listening to a Mexican dude that’s already seriously pissed me off once rather...
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When someone tries to talk during my TV shows →
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DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
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Jason Derulo covered Africa by Toto and now I...
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Memes seem to be all over facebook and I don't...
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Sometimes I just go on Facebook to look at my new cover photo ‘cause it’s of a zebra that I imagine is pissing itself laughing at a joke a hippo just made.