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Well it does say they’re 100% satisfaction guaranteed… But then Red Bull claims to give you wings, yet I’ve never seen so much as a feather :( I highly doubt these are more than a placebo/possibly dangerous cocktail of mood enhancers, caffeine and sugar, but if they worked I’d be on them like a fly on poop!

Well it does say they’re 100% satisfaction guaranteed… But then Red Bull claims to give you wings, yet I’ve never seen so much as a feather :( I highly doubt these are more than a placebo/possibly dangerous cocktail of mood enhancers, caffeine and sugar, but if they worked I’d be on them like a fly on poop!