Billy Connelly says he doesn't trust anyone who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.

Well, I don’t trust anyone who, when using squirty (scooshy) cream, doesn’t automatically squirt some in their mouth for funzies.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 1 2/19/12 — 3:39pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zgm2UyGg1qcJ Filed under: #IT'S NOT DISGUSTING #IT'S THE NORMAL THING TO DO #Thoguh I really shouldn't seeing as in about a week's time I'll probably have gained about a stone since last week because I'm eating EVE... #Yay food! #Canned cream #Scooshy cream #So damn Scottish